Hallo my name is Angela and I like things.
brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

brovanguard:

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

(Source: yodiscrepo)

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy
Academics. People with *real* values.
cat-pic:

ペットショップの子(^^)天使です(*´ω`*)

cat-pic:

ペットショップの子(^^)天使です(*´ω`*)

Nicki Minaj, Elle, April 2013

Adding partial source(via andyhutchins)

hey, remember how White Feminists (TM) think nicki minaj is a terrible role model for young women?

remember how White Feminists (TM) are the actual worst?

(via joz-zy)

(Source: hrafnagaldr)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

wildfandom:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr

whale, whale, whale, what do have we here?

A really bad pun.

spookyscarytroyler:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

At first I was like “omg i hate games that don’t scroll back!!!1!1!11” But then I realized,
life is a game that doesn’t scroll back.

spookylin:

spookylin:

i turned 13 eight years ago and i’m still upset about never having been in the KND

image

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backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

stuckyassemble:

Front & back

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

(Source: uuuhshiny)